Shoppers' Comments on Gold Rush
"Why did The Dakota Boys not come back?"
- Ryan, Omaha
"Dear Producers of Gold Rush,
I have no experience mining. None. I have never operated heavy equipment. I have never touched a piece of gold. I am allergic to spiders and ants. I have asthma. My dog walks with a limp. I would like a reality show ..."
"Well, it looks like Dakota Fred and Dustin won't be back next season. The Turd Hoffman will be though."
- Tony, GA
"Parker is nothing short of amazing, and he is backed by a family who are also amazing...especially Grandpa John. The family dynamics present there make them all rich beyond their wildest dreams even without any gold. I think everybody would agree the..."
- jdf, new brunswick canada
"Getting rich by being stupid and clueless discovery is paying millions to keep these clowns above water!!!"
- Big Briggs, Preston